raihu

This is the way it always goes: Hey, I say. Hey, come on. The least you could do is ::something::, something to prove that you're - I don't know - alive, aware. ::Something:: like that. To which I reply; Nope. The least I could do is what I'm doing now. Indeed? I say, self-righteously. It seems like you're doing nothing at all. And that makes me smile. I look over, I reply; That's right. Indeed. A few blinks later and the day picks up and leaves. I try to anticipate this, but there's always some part of me that has the nerve to be surprised. Funny how, at night, it's easier to see everything you didn't accomplish. * NOTE: narrative pro

Begin with something sudden. Capture the attention of everyone in the vicinity by way of your entertaining, backflipping antics or -- if you'd like to avoid throwing out any important joints -- the sheer volume of your voice. Pause for effect. Explain your presence. Be concise. Do not exaggerate or offer superfluous details. Also, do not use the word 'superfluous', or you run the risk of looking like a total nerd who, like, knows stuff. Pssh. Do not at this point make fun of anyone's mom. Pause for effect. Be civil. Don't forget to say hello. After remembering to say hello (and saying it), make fun of as many moms as possible. Flee. And